and yes im back yet again. after 13 days. pay day is coming. soon. hope so. and things have been going great. "leave the past behind, look forward to the future". well i sure am looking forward to whats gonna happen. cant wait la sey! got lotsa plans to live up to.. gonna do this and that.. and now i shall act to what ive promised some people on new year's eve.. that is to stop smoking..

SMOKING KILLS DEY.

and i wonder what made me start smoking. well, smokers shud noe the pleasure it gives, (way better than sex does) haha!
it will just make u stop thinking for that moment. everything is silent, the only thing u hear is the crispy burning sound of the ciggie.. ahhhh heavenly.. and its been my bestfriend eversince, thru the ups and downs, especially the downs. Honestly speaking, im not that addicted to it. its just a pasttime, like now, im bored, writing the crap that nobody seems to read. i dun smoke when im out with people, well it actualy depends on who, like... if im out with my "lepak" friends, there will always be a moment of boredom, voila the ciggie comes in. and i dun smoke in front of people who i care, unless he or she is 1 and invites me to 1.. free ciggie? cannnn no problemm...

and since uve been enlightened by me, i shall now off my lappy, and slip into bed, and start dreaming. enjoy.

Word.

As i lay in bed, thinking, while staring into the night sky. . . .



I Began to wonder . . . . . . .




WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE ROOF?!

Reminisce

And after that post as i was looking at my tagboard, looking at the old tags. im starting to laugh at myself.lookin at how stupid we were. and memories of the motorcycle accident just came back to my head.

The night i almost died. HAHA! quite funny to think of it again, "Eh abu! eh EH EH!" BANG.

and we went flying across 2 lanes. And at that moment, imagine it being in slow motion, well actually it really did happen in slow motion. i can still remember what really happened in like super slow-mo. AND then the song "i believe i can fly" comes in.. and the camera just rotates around me as i flew.. crashed.. sliding on my palm, and when i couldn take the pain on my palm i switched over to the other side of my hand.. u see.. how detailed i can describe it to you..

and abu just stood up, looking for his prata and teh and worrying abt his bro's bike, while im there lying cursing myself, and when i tried to stand up, its like god just gave me all the pain in the world to carrry upon my shoulders.

and i can still remember at how i took a cab home thinking it was nothing, and bled on the backseat of the cab. and the ahpek seemed oblivious to what had just happened. "ah uncle bedok south ave 2 eh". as i reached my place, i couldn stand it any longer. called my parents, called the ambulance.. clever. haha.

And i had to lie abt the whole incident. "alaaa, fall from bicycle la.. realllyy.. turning then hit the curb" extra clever.

and after that day, i cant walk for 2 months, well not totally cannot but limp.. and couldn fully straighten my leg for like, 4 months or so? imagine how torturous it is... 'smart' people doing 'smart' things will end u up getting crippled. and now i cant play anymore soccer, cos whenever i do.. my knees will swell up to the size of shi wei's tummy.HAHA

But come to think again.. its like a once in a lifetime experience. and lucky me im still alive.. thank god there wasnt any lorries or whatsoever dooms machine going pass on the other side of the road. or it'll just be the end of my game.

AHARR!

ok its my off day and i dunno what to do with it.. hmmm.. Have you ever wonder at why things just happen? like, when u got stomachache you go shit. When u cry tears will come out something like that ah. ok well maybe exactly not like that. its more of a, how to say it eh. i also dunno la.. so yeah what have i been doing the whole day..lets seeeeee...

1. sleep.
2. eat.
3. go out walk aimlessly ard bedok.
4. while walking decided to get a haircut.
5. go home.

and now. voila im here. its like, u will always have plans when u got no time for it, but when ur free theres nothing for u to do.. shithole.

Nub Benny And Shi Wei.

HELLO BITCHES!

Im baccck with a brand new track, just waiting for the dj to spin his rack. Fuyoo.. rhyme joy. haha!

OK OK updates.

1. WHERE IS MY PAY! TCC OWE ME MONEY O$P$.
2. Its been 2 months since ive started working there and am enjoying life.
3. I got rejected to go into the Joint Poly/National Service thingy. THANK YOU LA.
4. ITS MY BDAE NEXT WEEK.(hints)
5. YUN FONGS' CHERRIES ARE BLEEDING.
6. Pick up sticks. HAHA got nth else to say.

SO for today, did bar with mr benny-licious the nubcake. fun. stupid. and messy. yes. very messy.
matcha flying, bar top vibrating, wrong toppings. but who cares. HAHA!

Ah yes, im gonna change the banner on top soon. Its starting to look gay.