and yes im back yet again. after 13 days. pay day is coming. soon. hope so. and things have been going great. "leave the past behind, look forward to the future". well i sure am looking forward to whats gonna happen. cant wait la sey! got lotsa plans to live up to.. gonna do this and that.. and now i shall act to what ive promised some people on new year's eve.. that is to stop smoking..

SMOKING KILLS DEY.

and i wonder what made me start smoking. well, smokers shud noe the pleasure it gives, (way better than sex does) haha!
it will just make u stop thinking for that moment. everything is silent, the only thing u hear is the crispy burning sound of the ciggie.. ahhhh heavenly.. and its been my bestfriend eversince, thru the ups and downs, especially the downs. Honestly speaking, im not that addicted to it. its just a pasttime, like now, im bored, writing the crap that nobody seems to read. i dun smoke when im out with people, well it actualy depends on who, like... if im out with my "lepak" friends, there will always be a moment of boredom, voila the ciggie comes in. and i dun smoke in front of people who i care, unless he or she is 1 and invites me to 1.. free ciggie? cannnn no problemm...

and since uve been enlightened by me, i shall now off my lappy, and slip into bed, and start dreaming. enjoy.

Word.

As i lay in bed, thinking, while staring into the night sky. . . .



I Began to wonder . . . . . . .




WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE ROOF?!

Reminisce

And after that post as i was looking at my tagboard, looking at the old tags. im starting to laugh at myself.lookin at how stupid we were. and memories of the motorcycle accident just came back to my head.

The night i almost died. HAHA! quite funny to think of it again, "Eh abu! eh EH EH!" BANG.

and we went flying across 2 lanes. And at that moment, imagine it being in slow motion, well actually it really did happen in slow motion. i can still remember what really happened in like super slow-mo. AND then the song "i believe i can fly" comes in.. and the camera just rotates around me as i flew.. crashed.. sliding on my palm, and when i couldn take the pain on my palm i switched over to the other side of my hand.. u see.. how detailed i can describe it to you..

and abu just stood up, looking for his prata and teh and worrying abt his bro's bike, while im there lying cursing myself, and when i tried to stand up, its like god just gave me all the pain in the world to carrry upon my shoulders.

and i can still remember at how i took a cab home thinking it was nothing, and bled on the backseat of the cab. and the ahpek seemed oblivious to what had just happened. "ah uncle bedok south ave 2 eh". as i reached my place, i couldn stand it any longer. called my parents, called the ambulance.. clever. haha.

And i had to lie abt the whole incident. "alaaa, fall from bicycle la.. realllyy.. turning then hit the curb" extra clever.

and after that day, i cant walk for 2 months, well not totally cannot but limp.. and couldn fully straighten my leg for like, 4 months or so? imagine how torturous it is... 'smart' people doing 'smart' things will end u up getting crippled. and now i cant play anymore soccer, cos whenever i do.. my knees will swell up to the size of shi wei's tummy.HAHA

But come to think again.. its like a once in a lifetime experience. and lucky me im still alive.. thank god there wasnt any lorries or whatsoever dooms machine going pass on the other side of the road. or it'll just be the end of my game.

AHARR!

ok its my off day and i dunno what to do with it.. hmmm.. Have you ever wonder at why things just happen? like, when u got stomachache you go shit. When u cry tears will come out something like that ah. ok well maybe exactly not like that. its more of a, how to say it eh. i also dunno la.. so yeah what have i been doing the whole day..lets seeeeee...

1. sleep.
2. eat.
3. go out walk aimlessly ard bedok.
4. while walking decided to get a haircut.
5. go home.

and now. voila im here. its like, u will always have plans when u got no time for it, but when ur free theres nothing for u to do.. shithole.

Nub Benny And Shi Wei.

HELLO BITCHES!

Im baccck with a brand new track, just waiting for the dj to spin his rack. Fuyoo.. rhyme joy. haha!

OK OK updates.

1. WHERE IS MY PAY! TCC OWE ME MONEY O$P$.
2. Its been 2 months since ive started working there and am enjoying life.
3. I got rejected to go into the Joint Poly/National Service thingy. THANK YOU LA.
4. ITS MY BDAE NEXT WEEK.(hints)
5. YUN FONGS' CHERRIES ARE BLEEDING.
6. Pick up sticks. HAHA got nth else to say.

SO for today, did bar with mr benny-licious the nubcake. fun. stupid. and messy. yes. very messy.
matcha flying, bar top vibrating, wrong toppings. but who cares. HAHA!

Ah yes, im gonna change the banner on top soon. Its starting to look gay.

the.post.revival.

yes im back.

time to blabber.


Wednesday, first day at work.. went for the orientation thingy at bugis, then headed down str8 to changi airport t3, arrival hall.. ok.. ppl there are quite frenly.. and lame.. seriously lame shit man..
first day was ok.. my second day was the best.. joke around with them as if ive worked there for like so lonng... best kan best kan!?

kental.. ok bitches.. ive got nothing else to talk abt.. noones reading this shit anyways..

BYE!

dots.

so its been almost 2 bloody years. yeah.. whats changed?

nothing much, except that the fact ive grown much fatttter and flubbier.
building up the united muscles on my tummy.. so yeah...
gonna start work soon. again.. now with The Coffee Connoisseur.
before it was coffee connection.. but the hell with them.. 5bucks per hour.. all those long hours and they pay me 5 bucks? bitch.. im gettin 6.30 per hour now.. way way better.. and payday is every 2 weeks.. woot! AKU KAYE! hahaha!

ive wanted to start posting since likee a few months back.. but blogger, being a bitch decided to change the login to a gmail thingy.. so im damn lazy to sign up for a gmail account. and now, ive surrendered to my semangat of bloggin and get an account.. and im lookin at the banner above.. and it looks so gay.. fuck.. the bobs. haha. so to whoevers' reading this shit blabber, ur the special ones. haha! others dun get the chance to read my godsent posts. *hallelujah's ringing followed by a bright light from above.*

so updates..
The "need to knows"

1. ive picked up fishing as a hobby.
2. im SINGLE HAHA.
3. im getting fat.
4. ive stopped all the sins ive been doing the last time.
5. i dun club anymore. eventually i grew out of it.
6. dota is still the shit! gg!imba!
7. im almost done in gettin my driving license.


i think thats all.

so whoever is unlucky enough to stumble upon this blog, god bless ur soul. =)

The Revival.bitch.

ahah! im back!

bitches...


so noone is readin this shit.. it shall be more private.. muahaha.



bitch.

imma ridin dirty. gyeah.

gyeah niggas! holla at me now!... gyeah fuck u too! kwahahaha.



im back niggas, fellas, muhfakas!! ooootz!


updates nigga updates! get it rollllin...


what a week mann. been working.. full time now at Changi Village Hotel, Saltwater Restaurant.. so peeps u free? come down see me. il be ur personal waiter for the day.. can get discounts beb! waahaha. blearggggh. woots yesterday testdrive! with nunu's car.. fun ah.. but then super maluating cos i suck as u people can see. yeahhh..


ok fine i have the most suckiest blog ever.. i talk shit abt myself.. im so FULL of myself.. yeah yeah.. so fuck it.


da la u guys can go wank off k.. and keep the rubbish tags coming baybeh.. im lovin it! Yaaaow!

prrrr!

ok im back.. meow! haha. ok ok.. so long nv update to you guys.. well.. nothing much happened la.. usual stuffs. u noe me.. boring.. gyeahh..

to start things off..

go to this link and watch this video...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXBBeR0bp9k


HE'S THA MAN! gyeah!

blah.. have you ever wondered what 5 assholes sitting by the beach at east coast from 1-4am be doing?


simple. Stupid stuffs! yeah.. making fun of songs... like remixing sentielo with boyz II men. ok im really lazy to type all the specifics ah.. just go to burns blog and see..ok? hahaha.


signing out...